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Tittle: One week x-files version
Author: unknown
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It's been one week since I saw a freak, this season of x-files is at it's peak
5 days since I last dreamed, of Mulder in speedos, Chris Carter give me please,
3 days since the afternoon, I taped it and watched it again in the living room,
7 days till it's on again, at least it's on regularly, gotta love channel 10,
In winter Fight The Future was down here, best movie of the year, but bees and
corn crops I've come to fear,
I watch repeats every week in summer when TV is bleak, I like them all but I
can't decide which one more,
Scary like One Son, because The Fowl One, kissed Mulder, now he's got
her cooties,
If Scully found out she would freak out, what's that all about, seven years of
LUST will do that,
Don't trust a bee who kills a kiss with a hottie, you'll wait till the end of the
series to finish what you started,
Seven years of LUST will change the way you look at things like mosquitoes,
hospitals, base ball games, and iced tea,
How can I help it if I'm so obsessed with a show? Tried it with Buffy but it
just didn't seem to go. I'm the kind of fan that wants to watch it every
single day, I definitely would if my mum didn't have a say. When she's
gone the VCR becomes my best friend, but I don't think I can watch
The End again.
It's been one week since I got to see Mulder in Fight the Future in
all his glory,
Five days since Mulder said, "I love you" after he got conked on the head,
Three days since that new years kiss , all shippers were living
in pure bliss,
Seven days till I'm forced to see, that crusty woman known as Diana Fowlwy,
Alex Krychek is really hot, OK, so he's evil but really so what?
Watching X-Files with no lights on, we're in dans le maison, I hope
The Smoking Man's in this one,
I didn't bother changing the last line, what's the point when
Barenaked Ladies did it for me,
My mum has a thing for Skinner, I call him Skinhead, but he's
a cootie and should be dead,
Scully never gets a date, my sister said that it was fate, I thought it over
and really didn't think so,
Mulder's been with several chicks including the one from the sticks
and the bug doctor who was named by Walt Disney,
How can I help it if I'm so obsessed with a show? Tried it with Buffy,
but it just didn't go. I'm the kind of fan who wants to watch it every
single day, I definitely would if my mum didn't have a say.
When she's gone the VCR becomes my best friend, but I don't think I
can watch The End again.
It's been one week since I last saw, the season finale, good god I wish
there were more,
Five days since I started to freak, I can't handle not watching an episode
every week,
Three days since I agonized, about my obsession and lack of life,
Seven days till I figure out what that episode Field Trip really
was all about
Till I figure out what Field Trip really was all about,
Till I figure out what Field Trip was all about,
One of these days I'm gonna kill Fowley.
